Apple: Damn, we ran out of ideas. What do we do with the next
round of iPhones?
I know! Let us label it 5 and make two versions the 5c and
5s. One being just as expensive as the other but let’s label it cheap, make it
out of plastic, give it away for $100 on contract (really it’s a hundred
dollars cheaper than the 5s coming in around $450), and copy Microsoft with
their phone colors.
For the more expensive one let’s throw in a 64-bit chip in
it which no one will use for at least 9 years because there will be no software
using it and by then we will have a new POS product to throw out to the idiot
consumers.
Round of Applause - Amazing Ideas Guys!!
No comments:
Post a Comment
Leave a Message Here > | <