9.11.2013

Apple iPhone 5 - Thoughts

Apple: Damn, we ran out of ideas. What do we do with the next round of iPhones?

I know! Let us label it 5 and make two versions the 5c and 5s. One being just as expensive as the other but let’s label it cheap, make it out of plastic, give it away for $100 on contract (really it’s a hundred dollars cheaper than the 5s coming in around $450), and copy Microsoft with their phone colors.

For the more expensive one let’s throw in a 64-bit chip in it which no one will use for at least 9 years because there will be no software using it and by then we will have a new POS product to throw out to the idiot consumers.


Round of Applause - Amazing Ideas Guys!!

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