Showing posts with label Diary of BS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Diary of BS. Show all posts

1.08.2014

My Diary of BS - January 8th 2014

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Dear Diary,

What happened to the Morning Cartoons? There isn't any cartoons in the morning anymore.


*Drops Head

12.16.2013

My Diary of BS - December 16th 2013

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Dear Diary,

Where and what happened to continuous abundant amounts of money in the World?


Ohhhh, well that definitely explains it all!!

3.29.2013

My Diary of BS - March 29th 2013

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Another Round of My Diary of BS
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1.29.2013

My Diary of BS - Jan 29th 2013

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Dear Diary,

Something quite serious, here, in this posting.

"I am the Best in the World, Today! I am the Best in the World!!"

1.20.2013

My Diary of BS - Jan 20th 2013

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Dear Diary,

In Hawaii there was a man. A man that was a private eye. That man was named Magnum. You know the famous PI, Magnum PI. He was always tormented by another man Jonathan Quayle Higgins III with two dogs named Zeus and Apollo.

1.13.2013

My Diary of BS #5 - Jan 13th 2013

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Dear Diary,

Vampires in the Mist! Vampires in the Mist! "Hey you!" from an unspecified source,
"Those are Gorillas in the Mist. Gorillas, dumb ass!"

Ohhhh, Gorillas in the Mist! Gorillas in the Mist! Anybody want any KoKo? Boom Ching!

1.09.2013

My Diary of BS #4 - Jan 9th 2013

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Dear Diary,

Today I saw a domesticated cat eating Chicharróns. Once it was done, it licked it's chops, and pursued to attack me with great vengeance.


Guess I shouldn't have grabbed the bag of Chicharróns!!

1.08.2013

My Diary of BS #3 - Jan 8th 2013

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Dear Diary,

I had a nightmare I think. Thousands of tiny red headed women were chasing me through the city. I wasn't sure if they were zombies or normal but I was scared for my life. Luckily, though, I had a Barbedwire Baseball Bat and I was on my A game batting a thousand!

My Diary of BS #2 - Jan 8th 2013

By @ 7:20 PM 0 comments
Dear Diary,

Can you hear the raccoons chattering? I swear they are laughing at my 80's International Muscle Pants.

My Diary of BS

By @ 5:07 PM 0 comments
A new posting feature to Mental Condition that I am starting is My Diary of BS. A fun little post that will be put up from time to time. Below is the first posting of My Diary of BS.

Dear Diary,

I met a rather curious monkey today and he wanted some crackers but I ordered him a pizza instead. He was hopping mad but the pizza didn't last.
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