Nobody needs to see zoomed in on faces of people on cameras F’n ever! Zoomed in so much that you can see every detail of their F’n facial pores on their F’n faces in an ungodly insane amount of excruciating bright white light and besides that, they, Crest's internal advertising department or outsourced advertising agency which ever the case may be, finds the goofiest, goober looking people to be in the F’n commercials.
Nobody on Planet Earth or otherwise wants to be jacked slammed into your face while you swish mouthwash or show your obviously fake F’n bleached white teeth while trying to be Jim Carrey funny of which you are not even close!!
